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eBook details
- Title: Dead as a Doorpost
- Author : Naomi Kramer
- Release Date : January 10, 2011
- Genre: Paranormal,Books,Sci-Fi & Fantasy,Fantasy,Mysteries & Thrillers,Women Sleuths,
- Pages : * pages
- Size : 115 KB
Description
John's dead.
He's pretty happy about it, actually.
So's his wife, Melissa.
Linda, on the other hand, suspects foul play - and she's not going to rest until she finds out what happened.
This is a very short book - novelette length - around 10 000 words or 40 (print) pages.
Warning: Contains frequent foul language, adult themes, and Aussie insults. Not suitable for children.
John says:
So I died. So I don't remember how I died. I'm dead, I'm in heaven. That sounds like a happy ending to me. So why does Linda care so much? I don't.
Melissa says:
I've been mooning around heaven for years waiting for my husband to turn up. He finally makes it, and he's joined at the hip to a blonde tart who thinks clothes are 'like, so lame'. I am not happy.
Mack says:
I'm madder than a roo with sunstroke. I know nothing. Leave me alone!
Linda says:
There's something really weird going on here, and I want to know what, #### it.